|Unlocked after:||I like things clean|
|Max players:||1 minimum - 4 maximum|
- "I never liked clowns. You know what else I don't like? Clowns selling drugs. Worse? Selling drugs to kids. Kill them, and take their van as evidence."
- — Karen Daniels
Some crooks dressed as clowns are selling drugs to kids. Kill them, and steal the van for evidence.
- Go to the clown's last known location
- Kill the clowns
- Steal the van and deliver it to the drop-off location
- The mission's name is a reference to a mission in Grand Theft Auto IV, where Niko Bellic asks Michelle if she wants to go to "the fun fair".